aseaofquotes:

Lydia Davis, “Head, Heart”
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foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

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livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

*snaps fingers in a dragon formation*

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~   Anne Carson, from “The Glass Essay” (via theyellowbrickroad)

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unimpressed2chainz:

samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies 

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deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

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ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Being a 20+ yr old on tumblr

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